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Back in Black

A new, uber-soft waistband + the junk-cooling technology you know and love.

SHOP BLACK UNDIES

Last Chance Styles

These styles might be gone forever! Snag'em while you can. Buy 3, get 1 free.

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Pair of Thieves

Keep it in the fam

Matching sock sets for the whole fam. It’s pretty much the cutest thing ever.

SHOP MOM + KID SOCKS SHOP DAD + KID SOCKS

The most perfect sock we can make.

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BEST SELLING UNDERPANTS

  • Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer - Normcore Mcdonald
    Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer - Normcore Mcdonald
    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    Normcore McDonald

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use... Natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last. Your junk will thanks us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Chillaxing
    Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Chillaxing
    SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxers

    Chillaxing

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    We took the old, tired, stiff boxer and made it awesome: slimming it down and applying our SuperSoft, stretchy fabric.  The result is something that's perfect for lounging, sleeping, or that breezy feeling. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Yes We Camp
    Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Yes We Camp
    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

    Yes We Camp

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer - Straight Up Gray
    Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer - Straight Up Gray
    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

    Straight Up Gray

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00

BEST SELLING SOCKS

  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Perfect Everyday Socks - Rise Up
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Perfect Everyday Socks - Rise Up
    Perfect Everyday

    Rise Up

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    The absolute Perfect sock for anything you can throw at it. The technology to create this sock didn't even exist 2 years ago and we spared no expense... loading it with every useful feature you didn't know you needed.
    $15.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Hey Babe
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Hey Babe
    Men's Crew

    Hey Babe

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    Attention will find you in this awesomely patterned sock. Co-designed by a girl we know who didn’t let up until we made it right… as it turns out this was the best-seller from Fall, so thanks Jessica. Suitable for: Being right, kung-fu, meandering Not suitable for: Arguing with your wife
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Dad + Kid Set Socks - Simon Ese
    Pair of Thieves - Dad + Kid Set Socks - Simon Ese
    Dad + Kid Set

    Simon Ese

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    Puppies, teenage mustaches, and these matching pair of socks are pretty much the cutest things on the planet.  One for you, one for the little one. If there's one thing we know for sure, it's that #twinning is #winning. So hit the swings and put that tantrum behind you. The men’s pairs are all sizes 8-12, and the kid’s pairs come in three sizes, ranging from about 18 months to 12 years old.
    $16.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Poler Vortex
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Poler Vortex
    Men's Crew

    Poler Vortex

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    Aren’t you glad that winter is over? Appreciate Spring with these topographically patterned pair. So soak in the nice weather while it lasts. Suitable for: Picnics, island adventures, unicycles Not suitable for: Badminton
    $10.00

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