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  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Perfect Everyday Socks - Buzzer Beater
    Perfect Sport Socks Pack - Buzzer Beater
    Perfect Sport

    Buzzer Beater

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    Here's the slightly padded version from our Perfect collection.  The technology to create this sock didn't even exist 2 years ago and we spared no expense... loading it with every useful feature you didn't know you needed.
    $15.00 $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens No Show Socks - Catch 22
    Pair of Thieves - Mens No Show Socks - Catch 22
    No Show

    Catch 22 No Show

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    Welcome to the most perfect no-show socks on the planet. Low enough to be invisible in Vans, but grippy enough not to slip down in the heel. All the while, being extremely breathable to eliminate The Stank Foot.
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Easy Breezy
    Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Easy Breezy
    SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxers

    Easy Breezy

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    We took the old, tired, stiff boxer and made it awesome: slimming it down and applying our SuperSoft, stretchy fabric.  The result is something that's perfect for lounging, sleeping, or that breezy feeling. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Chillaxing
    Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Chillaxing
    SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxers

    Chillaxing

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    We took the old, tired, stiff boxer and made it awesome: slimming it down and applying our SuperSoft, stretchy fabric.  The result is something that's perfect for lounging, sleeping, or that breezy feeling. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Ron Burgundy
    Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Ron Burgundy
    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

    Ron Burgundy

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00