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  • Straight-Up-Black-Front
    Straight-Up-Black-Back
    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

    Straight Up Black

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously.SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Perfect Sport Socks - TKO
    Perfect Sport Socks Pack - TKO
    Perfect Sport

    TKO

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    Here's the slightly padded version from our Perfect collection.  The technology to create this sock didn't even exist 2 years ago and we spared no expense... loading it with every useful feature you didn't know you needed.
    $15.00 $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Perfect Everyday Socks - Buzzer Beater
    Perfect Sport Socks Pack - Buzzer Beater
    Perfect Sport

    Buzzer Beater

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    Here's the slightly padded version from our Perfect collection.  The technology to create this sock didn't even exist 2 years ago and we spared no expense... loading it with every useful feature you didn't know you needed.
    $15.00 $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Perfect Everyday Socks - Blazer Tag
    Perfect Everyday Socks Pack - Blazer Tag
    Perfect Everyday

    Blazer Tag

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    The absolute Perfect sock for anything you can throw at it.  The technology to create this sock didn't even exist 2 years ago and we spared no expense... loading it with every useful feature you didn't know you needed.
    $15.00 $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens No Show Socks - Spelurking
    Pair of Thieves - Mens No Show Socks - Spelurking
    No Show

    Spelurking No Show

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    Welcome to the most perfect no-show socks on the planet. Low enough to be invisible in Vans, but grippy enough not to slip down in the heel. All the while, being extremely breathable to eliminate The Stank Foot.
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens No Show Socks - Catch 22
    Pair of Thieves - Mens No Show Socks - Catch 22
    No Show

    Catch 22 No Show

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    Welcome to the most perfect no-show socks on the planet. Low enough to be invisible in Vans, but grippy enough not to slip down in the heel. All the while, being extremely breathable to eliminate The Stank Foot.
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Easy Breezy
    Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Easy Breezy
    SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxers

    Easy Breezy

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    We took the old, tired, stiff boxer and made it awesome: slimming it down and applying our SuperSoft, stretchy fabric.  The result is something that's perfect for lounging, sleeping, or that breezy feeling. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Chillaxing
    Pair of Thieves - SuperSoft Slim-fit Boxer - Chillaxing
    SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxers

    Chillaxing

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    We took the old, tired, stiff boxer and made it awesome: slimming it down and applying our SuperSoft, stretchy fabric.  The result is something that's perfect for lounging, sleeping, or that breezy feeling. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Walk of Fame
    Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Walk of Fame
    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    Walk Of Fame

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Silver Lining
    Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Silver Lining
    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    Silver Lining

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Superfit Boxer Brief - Road Trip
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Superfit Boxer Brief - Road Trip
    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    Road Trip

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Yes We Camp
    Pair of Thieves - Mens SuperFit Boxer Brief - Yes We Camp
    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

    Yes We Camp

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously.SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00