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  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - The Great Outdoors
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - The Great Outdoors
    Men's Crew

    The Great Outdoors

    Whether you're hiking the PCT or taking down Ol' 96er, these babies will keep you looking hot as the weather gets cooler.  They might just be perfect for bear fighting, bear hugging, and baring it all. All at the same time.
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - You Micah me crazy
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - You Micah me crazy
    Men's Crew

    You Micah Me Crazy

    The triangle, reimagined. This pair is responsible and always concerned with safety, but give it just a bit of freedom and you might be surprised how fun it can be. Suitable for: Standup comedy, throwing the ball around, sandboarding Not suitable for: Doing your taxes
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Sorry Suzanne
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Sorry Suzanne
    Men's Crew

    Sorry Suzanne

    If it weren’t for Suzanne, none of this would be possible. So here we offer to her the best Spring design ever! Our brand new triangles plus matching tiny versions. I hope she still likes us… like, likes us likes us. Suitable for: Telling stories about bears, getting married, jacks Not suitable for: Forgetting where you came from
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Will I ain't
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Will I ain't
    Men's Crew

    Will I Ain’t

    Sunshine in a pair right here. If the day is starting a bit slow, just pull these out and enjoy the ride. Suitable for:  Attempting things you might be too old to safely do Not suitable for:  Swimming with dolphin
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Spotted Mind
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Spotted Mind
    Men's Crew

    Spotted Mind

    For those days of deep contemplation while staring at the L train's floors. This pair is perfect for being hungover, bouldering, or just heading out of the city.
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Bunk Hunter
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Bunk Hunter
    Men's Crew

    Buck Hunter

    Take these out into the backcountry, stalk your prey, then try to hug the crap out of it. The camo keeps you sneaky while the pops keep you fresh back at the lodge. Suitable for: Backpacking, being super sneaky Not suitable for: Hurting cute things
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Hey Babe
    Pair of Thieves - Mens Crew Socks - Hey Babe
    Men's Crew

    Hey Babe

    Attention will find you in this awesomely patterned sock. Co-designed by a girl we know who didn’t let up until we made it right… as it turns out this was the best-seller from Fall, so thanks Jessica. Suitable for: Being right, kung-fu, meandering Not suitable for: Arguing with your wife
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - The Carlton
    Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - The Carlton
    Men's Crew

    The Carlton

    Keep things respectable, but let your boss know you’re good at what you do. This new take on argyle is certain to make you more productive... at that dance you do. Just don’t get cocky. Suitable for: Getting things done, doing the splits Not suitable for: Taking candy from a baby
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - Magic Matt
    Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - Magic Matt
    Men's Crew

    Magic Matt

    Our in-house designer created this amazing tribal beauty, proving he is indeed magic. Thanks Matt, sock on! Suitable for: Gambling (and winning) Not suitable for: Gambling (and losing)
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - Beetlejuice
    Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - Beetlejuice
    Men's Crew

    Beetlejuice

    Don't let their good looks fool you, this pair is steeped in performance. Because you never know when you'll need to save a fair maiden or close a big game, we make our socks READY for EVERYTHING.
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - Southampton
    Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - Southampton
    Men's Crew

    Southampton

    You know those summer days when you just lounge by your infinity pool and your personal bartender brings you Pimm's cups? We don't either... that's why we made these, to at least let your feet feel that way. Suitable for:  Doing nothing and loving it, long-boarding, impromptu dance parties Not suitable for:  Accepting calendar invites
    $10.00
  • Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - Olive Juice
    Pair of Thieves - Men's Crew Socks - Olive Juice
    Men's Crew

    Olive Juice

    Don't let their good looks fool you, this pair is steeped in performance. Because you never know when you'll need to save a fair maiden or close a big game, we make our socks READY for EVERYTHING.
    $10.00